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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:22 pm    Post subject: the elephant and the naked man. Reply with quote

what did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe out of that thing?
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:48 pm    Post subject: Elephant Jokes: Volume I Reply with quote

Why do elephants float on their backs down rivers?
So they don't get their red tennis shoes wet.

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
*No.*
See it works!

How many elephants fit inside a Volkswagen?
Five. Two in the front seat, two in the back seat, and one in the trunk.

How do you know if an elephant has been inside your house?
There are footprints in the butter.

How do you know if two elephants have been inside your house?
There are two sets of footprints in the butter.

How do you know if five elephants have been inside your house?
There is a Volkswagen parked out in front.
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